Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Welp...herpes.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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