Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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