No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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