she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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