I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
