Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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