that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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