We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Sext me about skeletons
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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