Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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