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(805): View more from California

peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.

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(804): View more from Virginia

he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...

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(586): View more from Michigan

Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.

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(310): View more from California

he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed

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(954): View more from Florida

It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.

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(206): View more from Washington

I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.

(423): View more from Tennessee

I felt the need to accentuate it....

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...

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