Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (909): View more from California

  dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (909): dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight. http://tfl.nu/pv9g
  Replies (42) Good night (3641) Bad night (597)
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"?? http://tfl.nu/pyr1
  Replies (11) Good night (3005) Bad night (1163)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room... http://tfl.nu/3nok
  Replies (17) Good night (4981) Bad night (657)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek. http://tfl.nu/wo3r
  Replies (18) Good night (3685) Bad night (4948)
• Favorite

  (636): View more from Missouri

  ra ra ra ah ah

  (573): View more from Missouri

  wtf?

  (636): View more from Missouri

  sexting lady gaga style

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (636): ra ra ra ah ah (573): wtf? (636): sexting lady gaga style http://tfl.nu/2d0r
  Replies (59) Good night (5246) Bad night (1598)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge. http://tfl.nu/gb8a
  Replies (29) Good night (4399) Bad night (1030)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun. http://tfl.nu/31s3
  Replies (8) Good night (1447) Bad night (1581)
• Favorite

  (705): View more from Ontario

  We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (705): We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL? http://tfl.nu/ejsn
  Replies (12) Good night (2902) Bad night (727)
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver. http://tfl.nu/862b
  Replies (1) Good night (1607) Bad night (634)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk. http://tfl.nu/7c5f
  Replies (5) Good night (1252) Bad night (639)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum http://tfl.nu/wc4p
  Replies (5) Good night (645) Bad night (1617)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition. http://tfl.nu/iv4o
  Replies (20) Good night (2837) Bad night (823)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way! http://tfl.nu/jf3p
  Replies (1) Good night (530) Bad night (279)
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  3 2 1 whiskey

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): 3 2 1 whiskey http://tfl.nu/jfg7
  Replies (1) Good night (675) Bad night (267)
• Favorite

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (864): Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that. http://tfl.nu/xcwk
  Replies (1) Good night (289) Bad night (541)

Randomize