O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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