3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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