Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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