her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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