You work out of a Hotel?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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