also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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