So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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