I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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