when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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