K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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