YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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