Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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