Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
The ass gains better be worth it
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