So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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