they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.