he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.