Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho