got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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