Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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