Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I smell like Dick and happiness
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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