If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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