i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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