im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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