i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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