when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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