i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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