Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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