im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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