So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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