Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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