the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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