let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
