I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
And then he peed in my hair
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