She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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