I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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