names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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