Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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