Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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