You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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