she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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