we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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