i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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