Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoofâ€
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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