can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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