ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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