Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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